A newbie got his first computer but after some days he wrote a letter to Bill gates as beneath:
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table when he agitated with frustration over a bug and fell in the river. Encouraged by the story of his childhood; "the woodcutter and the axe", he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers.
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am."
The woman below replied,
"You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
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