Free High Speed Wireless Internet Connection by Google
Now! This is not a new service by Google. Many people are aware of it and might have been using this facility already. Google provides High speed wireless internet connection worldwide free of charge. Its just that,.. well..its difficult to set it up. But its there.
TiSP in-home wireless broadband is:
– Free, fast and highly reliable
– Easy to install – takes just minutes
– Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage
Google TiSP is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
Professional Installation Service by Google
You can also choose to request Google’s professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes.
Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots’ working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.