Abbreviations Actually – Funny Abbreviations

by on February 26th, 2008

Here are some really funny modified abbreviations. Really Cool.

TWAIN
Technology Without Any Important Name

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

SCSI
System Can’t See It

DOS
Defective Operating System

BASIC
Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely “I Build Macs”)

WWW
World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon Too

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers


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